In Boston this week, the digital health conference HLTH21, featured several companies making big declarations like Phineas: “We know what we are going to do today!” Walmart and Google intend to use their familiar brands to offer consumers what the traditional healthcare players are not, with digital touchpoints and use-at-home products. Many companies are making a concerted effort to go after millennials with their tech-focused solutions. Of course, the virtual care announcements (Amazon, UnitedHealthcare/Optum, TytoCare, IncludedHealth, eVisit) were also fairly constant. But the FTC is like Phineas’ older sister (Candace) — trying hard to foil big tech’s big plans, but like Candace, struggles to actually stop anything from happening. The Department of Justice serves as our secret agent Perry the Platypus, stopping the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtzes from committing healthcare fraud — particularly in telehealth schemes. It is not clear how this is going to turn out, but we suspect that Disney will figure out a way to make this into a musical comedy series. (If Disney is reading this: may we suggest Tom Holland – your Spiderman – and Zac Efron – your High School Musical dreamboat – as Phineas and Ferb? They can sing!)