Author: Paige Kobza
04/25/25
“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…
04/18/25
“Wonder Twin powers… activate!” This may be what Elon Musk’s 3-year-old twins with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis have been taught to say, but I wouldn’t know about that. I first…
02/7/25
“My problem is, I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.” That’s what Joe Pesci (playing a litigator) says to the totally hilarious Marisa Tomei in…
01/31/25
“He is going DOWN!” No, that is not what Senate HELP Committee Chairman Bill Cassidy said about HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr. after his confirmation hearing yesterday. Good…
01/24/25
“You can never have too much sugar.” Seems a little counterintuitive, but let’s run with that quote from the 1996 movie Michael for a minute. The whole movie is counterintuitive,…
01/17/25
“Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus...” Doesn’t it feel like we are in the 1994 movie Speed? We are not as good-looking as Keanu Reeves and Sandra…
12/27/24
“Are you telling me this clown is a Level Four Naughty Lister?” This is the least-worst quote I could find in the new Red One movie. It is dumb and…
12/20/24
Down the hall and to the left. This is what Donald Trump, the pre-president NYC hotel tycoon, says to Kevin McCallister to help him find the lobby at The Plaza…
12/13/24
“Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.” Dick Van Dyke, who is 99 years young, said that about the man who made…
12/6/24
“Everyone deserves the chance to fly.” Like 22 million of my closest friends, I was flying after hearing these lyrics and seeing the film adaptation of the Broadway musical Wicked…